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arcanabreak:

lunegrace:

ask-the-shift-triplets:

visitingfan:

brttny32194:

a-dancing-downey-appeared-and:

trollininthederp:

bromancer:

whydontihatemarrymyself:

itswalky:

demiurgent:

All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.

I just got an internship at Google then hired.
Not bad

um
im a male stripper

well somebody is already getting flung through metropolis so I guess I can be their lois lane. 

Well if somebody is already being that someones lois lane, I guess I can be that someones Mom.

okay so like i just watched teen wolf
what the fuck job do i have

Peter Parker in the Amazing Spider Man doesn’t
have
a job?

I watched after earth so that kid that almost died with the weird name???
WHAT KIND OF JOB IS THAT OH MY FUCKING GOD

does tv show count because fucking demon hunters yeah

uhhh 
I’m wolverine????
??????
whut

Well an alcoholic pilot whose life is in shambles. Neato?

shesbluntedd:

girls are the most gorgeous beautiful amazing evil psychotic creatures in the universe

  • dad: you're up early
  • me:
  • dad: you never went to sleep did you

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

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